Guysssss I know I usually update my story on a weekly basis. This one will be a little late, but I will try and get it up tomorrow. If not tomorrow then DEFINITELY Tuesday.
Damn you writer's block!
H 

 When one thinks about water sports, one never thinks about the pain that accompanies them.
That being said, 
OW.

My arms are in so much pain, it is good that I don't have to really move them to type. Why OH why didn't I come from an athletic family? We are definitely built to sit around, not to exercise. While I'm at it, why do I have so may disgustingly athletic friends? Geez. 
I went to the lake with Paige and Anthony yesterday. This was my first time kneeboarding and tubing at that speed. 
Fuck. 
It's so scary! Humans aren't meant to go that fast. At least not being pulled by  rope.

Owwwww.

In other more relevant news I updated my story. 
Kirk: 3 McCoy: 5

Any other voters?

 My biffles are giving me a hair cut. I have faith. Sort of.

I posted a new chapter of the ST fic! I can't decide who to make Kate end up with. 
Current Score:
McCoy: 5
Kirk: 2

Title: Bait 
Author/Artist:beautyandbanana 
Pairing(s): Kirk/OFC/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kate never wanted to be aboard the Enterprise. She hated outer space and the captain was an arrogant fool. However until people would stop coming after to her to get to her brother, she was stuck. At least there was some eye candy
Notes/Warnings: Mature language will increase but other then that it is safe....

Chapter 1

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Title: Bait
Author/Artist:beautyandbanana
Pairing(s): Kirk/OFC/McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kate never wanted to be aboard the Enterprise. She hated outer space and the captain was an arrogant fool. However until people would stop coming after to her to get to her brother, she was stuck. At least there was some eye candy
Notes/Warnings: Mature language will increase but other then that it is safe....

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 I am so obsessed with Star Trek right now it is ridiculous. I live me some ZQ and Captain Fiiiine. 
I have already seen it twice and want to go again.

IT'S EXCITING

Directions:
- Go to Google wherever (yes, I cheated) image search.
- Type in your answer to each question.
- Choose a picture from the first page.
- Use this website to make your collage.
- Save the image for use in this note.

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 Today was my last day of class.
I AM OFFICIALLY done will school now.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PS
I am going to see Star Trek again this afternoon. I'm jazzed.

PSS
This makes me LOL

SO the last time I was sick was last June. It was a 24 hour flu and I threw up every hour (on the hour actually) for one night.
One my best friends is always sick. She gets stressed out, doesn't sleep and has weird eating habits. Every time she gets sick, I say that I feel bad for her. And then casually mention how many months it has been since my last illness.

My last AP test was today. And graduation is next week.
Guess what?
That's right. I'm sick.
It seems I have jinxed myself. Oops.
Now it isn't anything bad. I just have a bad cold. But my head feels stuffed up, and I look like I have been snorting cocaine because my nose is so red from blowing my nose.

Did I mention that I hate being sick?
Ug. It's so annoying.

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It's good to be back.

DEAR WORLD.
I am doing the unbelievable. The unthinkable. The unimaginable.
I am going amish for Lent.
Good God. I know.
Now I won't be completely Amishing it up, i.e. I am giving up facebook, LJ, blogs, and TV shows. Email and google for school with still be used. And movies will be watched and appreciated. But only  when they are being watched with others.
THIS IS A TREMENDOUS TASK.
And I am pretty sure I am going to fail.
But. Whatevs, right? I need to try.

"Be nice," my father said. "After all, he's your brother."

My brother. Honestly. He stopped being my brother a long time ago. He stopped being my brother the minute he killed my mother.
But dear ole dad doesn’t know about that. Oh no. He still thinks Brad is the perfect boy. Perfect fucking boy.
What does he know? He doesn’t know his own children. His son is a narcissistic son of a bitch who killed his own mother because she wouldn’t finance he drug addiction.
I want to kill him. I have been planning to kill him for a long time now.
Before I was too small. He doesn’t know I witnessed his crime, after all. I was a ten-year-old kid. What could I do about it?
I am not a kid anymore. And there is something I can do about it.
“Whatever Dad.” I spit, shouldering my bag. “This is the last you’ll be seeing of me.”
“Good.” My father doesn’t look up from his paper. With a tumbler in one hand a cigar hanging out of his mouth, he is the epitome of a crime lord. The most powerful man in the city. He can’t even control his own family.
Family. Shit.
This will be the end of family for me. After my deed, I will have to hide. They will be after me. All of them. My cousins, my uncles, my friends.. Everyone who is caught up in this tangled web. At the center is my father and brother slowly eating everything.

I pulled this from my facebook. I was bored. Why not.
You know what I love right now? The GODFATHER! And BaleOut. You know how C-Bale freaked out at his lighting guy? Well, someone made a remix of his rant. SO silly.

( 25 Things You Probably Don't Care About )

Is this bad? I want to start another story, even though I have yet to finish my nano.
(this was longer but then my computer acted like an idiot and I lost the entry)

Need to Finish: 
-sex scene
-FMC murdered
- FMC philosophical
-FMC as spy
- Conversation w/ bollywood star

(don't worry it works in the story, and these aren't chronological)

Now what I am considering doing in starting a new fanfic. A Batman one. Focusing on the Joker (why so serious) and Harley Quinn (its maaad love baby). I think I can write the Joker. Harley will be more difficult.
What I should be doing is revising my beauty and the beast story. I have started, I'm just not done. I started this story four years ago, and although I done with it now, I'm booored with it. I don't want to have to go back and fix all mistakes, particularly the parts where I thought I was being hilarious/cool but I was actually acting like an idiot.

funfunfunfufunsuggestions?

I don't know what to say, I just felt the indescribable urge to say something. So maybe I will just make a random list of thoughts that flow through my head. I don't think these will have any rhyme or reason. But whatevs.

Poetry is difficult. Why can't poets go out and say what they mean? I am willing to believe them.

My favorite Hebrew Hotties: James Franco and Shia Labeouf. My friend and I have been messaging back and forth on FB. It has all been very silly. Mostly we are debating who gets to marry whom and which of us they like better. Since we have never met them, we of course have no idea. But I think we all know who they prefer. (me)

I like Russell Crowe. I know he is supposed to be an asshole with anger problems. Who cares. I just love him. Looks, the characters he plays, everything. I suppose this does not bode well for my future taste in men. Oh BTW has anyone else noticed the Ben McKenzy and Russell Crowe look so alike?!



As you can imagine. I think he is cute too.

 Zomg. SO yummy.

MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour 
4 tablespoons sugar 
2 tablespoons cocoa 
1 egg 
3 tablespoons milk 
3 tablespoons oil 
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) 
A small splash of vanilla extract 
1 large coffee mug 

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. 
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. 
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. 
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. 
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! 
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous). 
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ? 
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!